Gen. Swing’s sword

Gen. Swing accepting the sword w/ Gen. Eichelberger

Even though Smitty had earned his points to go home, he was still an NCO on General Swing’s staff and was required to finish out his duties as such. After going through combat in the South Pacific, it would be in peaceful occupational Japan where Smitty’s temper would get the better of him.

Non-nonchalantly going about his business at the headquarters of Camp Schimmelpfennig, Smitty just happened to glance through the glass partition that sealed off Gen. Swing’s office. Inside was an officer holding and admiring the Japanese sword that his commander intended to keep and bring home as a souvenir. Smitty didn’t think much of it at the time; he was busy and many people commented on the weapon. so he continued down the hallway. A short while later, the entire office could hear the general demanding to know what had become of his sword. It was gone.

Cpl. Smith is standing far right

My father didn’t think twice, this was his general. He went into the room and told Swing what he had witnessed. Without a second thought, the two men went to the other man’s office, but neither the man or sword was there. The officer in question showed a few moments later. When the general explained why they were waiting for him, the officer became indignant and professed his innocence (just a tad too much). My father said the air of tension in the room became thick enough to use a machete on. This was when Smitty’s temper went out of control and with one right cross – sent the officer through his own glass partition.

Of course, this action made it necessary to bust Smitty back down to private, but he didn’t care about that. He was still furious that the sword was never returned. It all could have gone worse if the general had not been there or if he did not believe Smitty’s word. Smitty said it was worth being busted just to wipe the smirky grin off the officer’s face. The officer, I believe, was a replacement and had not seen much (if any) combat, just a blow-heart. Smitty later offered his two Japanese swords to General Swing, but he refused. My father didn’t believe the general would have taken the Emperor’s own sword as a replacement. I can clearly see my father’s face contort when he thought of the thief and he would say, “That know-nothing mattress salesman from Texas!” I’m sure it was for the best that the two men never met again stateside as civilians.

Smitty, in Japan
“The guy snapped the picture just as a flock of geese flew by.”

Unfortunately, a similar incident occurred to my father. As he happily began packing to go home, Smitty noticed that an expensive set of carved ivory chop sticks he had purchased somehow had disappeared. They also were never recovered. (I had often wondered if the two incidents had been related, but I suppose we’ll never know.)

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Military Humor – 

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Farewell Salutes – 

Norbert Antor – Comstock Park, MI; US Army, WWII, ETO, Purple Heart

Milton T. Bauer – Newton, KS; US Air Force, Korea, pilot, Distinguished Flying Cross

Traditions of Honor & Respect

Wiiliam A. Gardner – Allentown, PA; US Army, Korea  /  asst. chief scientist for NASA projects

Wing O. Hom – Boston, MA; US Army, WWII, ETO, Co B/7/3rd Infantry Division, KIA (Cisterna di Latina, ITA)

John L. McGraw – Summit, NJ; US Navy, Jacksonville Naval Air Station

Bobby Osborne – KY & OH; USMC, Korea, Purple Heart  /  Grand Ole Opry singer, “Rocky Top”

Anthony J. Palmer – Grove City, PA; US Army, Korea

Paul D. Rooney – Somerville, MA; US Coast Guard

Donald D. Shorr – Forest Hills, NY; US Navy, WWII

Ricky Z. Simon – Delray Beach, FL; US Army, WWII

Garrett A. Sullivan – Cambridge, MA; US Air Force, Korea

James W. Thompson – Wheeling, WV; US Navy, WWII, PTO, Corpsman w/ USMC

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AM I TOO LATE FOR MONDAY?

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