Poems
I think it’s time we had a lighthearted break….
Cletus O’Toole’s Navy Career
Cletus joined the Navy on a fool whim
And was told he needed to learn to swim
He was launched off the dock
And he sank like a rock
The Navy straightaway got rid of him!
A FRIEND, YOUR AMERICAN M.P.
When soldiers go out and have some fun,
They always forget about some other one.
That someone’s on duty every day,
To see that these soldiers are safe at play.
They call him names that we can’t print,
But they should sit down and try to think.
These men are detailed for this tough job,
So why go around and call him a snob?
When a guy’s in trouble, and things look bad,
They call on this fellow, and then he’s not bad.
At the end they will say, “this fellow took up for me.”
And the fellow that did it was your American M.P.
One thing to remember fellows when you’re down and out,
There’s a fellow that will help you if he hears you shout.
He will stand beside you and fight like hell.
So do the right thing, and treat him well.
Just remember fellows on your holiday,
One of your buddies can’t go out and play.
You call him an outcast, and other names,
But he’s your buddy, just the same.
We envy no one, try never to do harm.
We’re here to keep you safe, in every form.
So if you see us on duty, please don’t get mad.
Remember we’re here for you, and that M.P.’s aren’t bad.
– S/Sgt. GODFREY J. DARBY
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Military Humor –
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Farewell Salutes –
Robert R. Auer – Chicago, IL; US Army, Korea, company clerk
Erwin H. Boyer – Edmonds, WA; USMC, Korea / US Army, Korea, 101st Airborne Division (Ret. 26 y.)
Russell F. Chapman – Milford, CT; US Army Air Corps, WWII, PTO, 11th Airborne Division
Sanford I. Finger – NYC, NY; US Army, Vietnam, SSgt. # 261646170, HQ Area Command, KIA (offshore Nha Trang, SK)
John H. Givens – Oelwein, IA; US Army, 82nd Airborne Division
Steve Magro – Rochester, NY; US Army Air Corps, WWII
Hubert Pensinger – Fort Wayne, IN; US Army Air Corps, WWII, Purple Heart
Roger W. Schmitz Sr. – Raymore, MO; US Army, WWII
Larry J. Tillman – Drumright, OK; Vietnam, 173rd Airborne Division
James Vandiver Jr. – Gainsville, GA; US Army, WWII, ETO, Pvt., 42nd Rainbow Division
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Posted on November 7, 2022, in Korean War, Uncategorized, Vietnam, WWII and tagged family history, History, Military, Military History, Military humor, Pacific War, Poems, veterans, WW2, WWII. Bookmark the permalink. 113 Comments.
I enjoyed the poems, GP! 🙂
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Thank you, Lavinia.
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And they do great work for the country
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Yes they do.
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Kinda cool, liked it so, not afraid of the Sgt. Yelling at the trainee! MP TOO!
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haha, thanks for stopping by Robert.
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Got to look at it, CP, and isn’t that poem about MPs the truth. apologies, between about four different things I do these days, I don’t have the time I use to. feel free to Yell at me if I miss something you think I’d like.
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I certainly understand the lack of free time. (I thought retirement would give me more – hah, silly me!)
Sure think, Richard! When I was putting this post together, I was thinking of you and my uncle.
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Nice
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Thank you.
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Fun Fact GP: since we are talking about Literary subjects. Did you know the writer/director Rod Serling of Twilight Zone fame was a member of the 11th Airborne, 511 PIR and served in the Philippines in the Battle of Leyte, Tagaytay Ridge and the taking of Manila.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Serling
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As a matter of fact, I did, but thank you for including that link. I only made a blip mention of him, I’m afraid.
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Nice one GP!
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Thank you.
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Love the poems. Matt used to recite poems all the time, but I was terrible at remembering any of them. I told him to write them down, but he never did. I missed those moments when I could not stop laughing. Thanks for the break.
Stay safe with Nicole coming your way!
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I can see that. Their humor wasn’t just in the form of drawn cartoons. It is a shame we do not have Matt’s poems to include here.
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I love this humor. The Gunny one cracked me up!
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Thanks. I like that one too!
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Love it!
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I appreciate that, Jennie.
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🙂
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This is wonderful and very interesting poetry, GP! Honestly i never had thought soldiers would have sense for writing poems. 😉 I am surprised! Thanks for sharing, and enjoy a beautiful week! xx Michael
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I was at first surprised myself, but then realized it was probably a good stress outlet.
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thank you, Michael.
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My maternal uncle was an M.P. When Dad visited her family home for a “sneaky weekend”, my mother had to look out for her brother and make sure he was unaware.
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Love and family finds a way, eh, Derrick?
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Just beautiful lines GP!💐
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Thank you.
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😊
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Such a lovely lovely post thank you.
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Thank you so much for reading it, Chris.
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Enjoyed your lighthearted break. Especially interesting how the M.P.s were the ones on duty when everyone else was taking a little break. But all of those in the service deserve a round of applause.
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A great way to put it, Bev. Thank you. 🇺🇸
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Reblogged this on John Cowgill's Literature Site.
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Thank you, John.
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You are very welcome.
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A wonderful plea to love your local MP, but somehow, I don’t think most men would have bought into it!
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I understand. My uncle was an MP while in Korea, I never thought to ask how he was treated.
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Great fun, GP. I especially enjoyed the limerick. 🙂 🙂
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I think Limericks are always from – even if they’re from Nantucket! 😂
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🙂
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Loving this poems
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I figured it was time for a tension break.
Thanks.
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My own limerick contribution:
There once was a wrinkled old gunny
Whose disposition wasn’t too sunny.
When said, “Let’s go!’
And the privates were slow
He thought kicking ass was so funny.😁
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Terrific, Allen! Thanks for including that for the post, I love it!
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My husband used to recite something like that all the time, but I can’t remember his limerick.
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Cletus O’Toole is quite a name!
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That is a handle and a half, eh?
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For sure!
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Thank you, GP. These poems were terrific and what made them special is they were written by folks in the service.
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👍🇺🇸
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😊
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My husband’s father was and Army MP. I never met him (he died before I met my husband when we were in our 40s), but according to Husband, he was a good, but strict, father.
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Men out this war, generally, wanted more for their children than they had, but were strict for fear they might become weak.
Thank you for dropping by.
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I think you hit the nail on the head.
My pleasure reading. 🙂
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Thank you. 🇺🇸
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You’re welcome. 🙂
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These are wonderful! Thanks.
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Much appreciated, Anne.
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I loved those poems!
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Thank you, Anna. The soldiers and sailors know their stuff!
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That post cover is great
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I agree, June. Thank you!
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Cletus sounds like me the first day I was being taught how to swim. Sank like a rock. Great laughs here, GP!
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My goodness, Bruce, who was teaching you?
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LOL. It was a camp scenario as I recall. I may have given a false impression I knew more than I did…
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One of his friends from his army days told me that when in action and things were getting unpleasant, father would say to those present ‘If you can’t take a joke you shouldn’t have joined.’
Nice to have a cheery post…thanks!
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Good one, Helen. Our fathers would have gotten along famously!
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I think so too!
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Sharing…
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Thank you, Jacqui!
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I know my father felt this whole experience was the most powerful event in his life. Soldiers – Brothers in Arms – forged lifelong friendships – and lived as high as they could. Tomorrow you could be dead – so there was no holding back. This brotherhood was a fraternity that you can’t buy into. It was built on the blood of only those who have experienced such a thing. And it transferred to those of equal kin. When my dad would bump into a former soldier on the street, it didn’t matter if he was a Brit, a Canuck, a Yank, a Kraut, Polish, Aussie … you name it ?? They were instant brothers of that unique fraternity and could talk for hours.
I could stand back and wonder. But I don’t anymore.
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That sounds just like my Dad! Too bad we could never get them together!!
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Thanks, GP, for the comic relief. I always thought the biggest difference between a GI and an officer is GIs laugh.
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I think laughter puts them on an equal ranking, but then again, that’s in my opinion. lol
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Delightful post to brighten my morning,GP.
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My pleasure, Dolly. (Wow, this blog doesn’t hear THAT very often!)
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A welcome interlude.
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👍🇺🇸
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Reblogged this on .
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Thank you, Dave.
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I suppose you must know how to swim to be in the Navy. 🙂 Ah, the MPs. I had good experiences with them, and just one bad one. For the most part, they’re doing a good thing.
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haha, that’s good to hear, TW, being as my uncle was one in Korea.
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I know I’ve never come across a poem celebrating MPs before, and in truth, I probably never would have imagined one. These are great: amusing, and a different way of understanding the troops’ experiences.
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My uncle was one and I agree, this is the only poem I know of about MPs. The Army has many sides, just as our civilian life does, I suppose.
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Good to see the MPs getting a mention in those verses. I’m guessing that was rare. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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You guessed correctly. Since they usually brought a soldier in on drunkenness or fighting, it seemed they were always ruining the fun.
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Love the ‘toons and memes. I’ve been trying to find the lyrics to what I think is a Hope/Crosby songs about about “It’s great to be a real MP… A steady man, a rugged man, the only man in the world who can tell the U.S. Army where to go.” Do you know that song?
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No, I don’t think I do. Was it from a “Road to…” movie?
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Although that is my guess, when I tried to Google it, the only place that might have it was Spotify, which I do have a login for.
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Neither do I, but I’ll continue to look. Just changing a word or two sometimes brings up different results.
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Good luck. Please let me know if you find anything.
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Definitely.
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Humor helps get us through difficult times.
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Yes it does, Dan. It’s a good release for stress.
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Finding laughter in the worst of situations can save lives. Thank you for sharing GP.
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I agree, Gwen. It is my pleasure.
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GIs find humor even in the worst of circumstances.
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It helps with morale and downright sanity in the face of all the insanity.
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PERFECT day for a break!
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Even a soldier needs a break from war and bad news. When I said we could all use a break – I definitely meant ALL!
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My dad was an Army MP. I know he would have enjoyed these verses.
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My uncle was one in Korea. I think this really painted a picture.
Thanks, Swabby.
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Thank you, Ned.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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