Looking Back on the War – Humor
Pacific Paratrooper received a request for a humorous post, from Equipsblog, after all the tissues I caused her to use in the previous posts – so here’s what I came up with on short notice – hope you all like the stories – I’m sure some of you have stories from your relatives too – feel free to add them!!!
I’VE GOT URGES FOR SERGES
I’ve gotta passion for fashion,
I’ve gotta run on fun,
‘Cause I’m Ten million new civilian
Ex-G.I.’s in one.
I’ve got urges for serges,
I’ve gotta need for tweed;
I’ll put the smile in a world of stylin’
No War Department decreed.
I’ll be the zoot-suit-suitor,
I’ll be the rainbow beau,
I’ll be the luminous,
Most voluminous,
Viva-Truman-ous-
Leader of the Freedom Show.
Long I’ve thirsted for worsted;
Ain’t I the plaid-glad lad?
Open the haberdash!
Here comes a color-flash!Here comes the post-war fad!
– Cpl. R. CHARLES
India
They’re telling the story around New Delhi about a certain G.I. building supervisor who recently had a bit of trouble with his 19 Indian employees. Seems that one evening towards closing time, the G.I. bossman discovered that someone had made off with 12 of his good scrub brushes. He promptly called his staff together. “None of you guys leaves here ’til you bring back those brushes,” he ordered. The Indians thought it over for a moment, then scattered. A few minutes later, they reported back, each carrying a brush. Only 12 brushes lost. Nineteen returned. That’s good business.
______ September 1945, C.B.I. Roundup newspaper
Marine Raider Battalion, Makin Island
“One of the many BAR (Browning Automatic Rifle) men we had, damn fool, was loading his weapon and cranked off about a three-round shot, and that woke every Jap up that was in the South Pacific, and from then on, all hell broke loose … Well, the whom damn command situation broke down the minute the firing started,” says Carson. “None of the people there outside of a couple of sergeants that had fought in the civil war in Spain, none of them had any war experience, and so it kind of turned out to be everybody for himself and the devil for the hindmost and it was an unorthodox battle. And it was my first battle, so I had nothing to compare it to, and I got to thinking if this is an organized war, we’re in a hell of a shape.”
U.S. Navy, off Attu Island
David Lake was in charge of Mount Two of the 5-inch guns on USS Pennsylvania. The ship was among those sent to the waters off Alaska to aid in re-capturing islands there that had been occupied by Japanese troops.
“It was pretty darn cold up there, too. I stood my watches on Mount Two all the time … And we bombarded Attu and it got cold up there, I kid you not. The ice inside them guns mounts, you’d fire them and that ice would fly everywhere. ”
The one who served in Africa
“I was a private, a tank driver. Anyways, I was sitting by the side of my tank, reading a newspaper and just relaxing. All of a sudden I felt a horrible itch when I breathed out…and the normal human reaction? I picked my nose. Half-way through the nose picking, a shadow fell over me. I looked up with my finger stuck full up my nose. General Patton…standing over me…with a bunch of Army planners and such. I slowly started to take my finger out of my nose. “Soldier, did I give you an order to take your finger from your nose?” He asked. I, of course, gave him a full blown no sir, which sounded very high pitch. “Carry on soldier, and hunt that booger down.” He then walked off, with the group of Army people staring at me.
Battle of the Bulge
In horror I learned that if a man was away from his unit for more than 20 days, starting that day, he would be re-positioned into another unit. I escaped the hospital, and joined up with my unit on the way to the woods. They called me “the cook” for the entire time. I had acquired a blanket, and spread it over the top of a 155mm hole, perfect size of a foxhole to! I soon employed my cooking skills to try and feed the men. But unfortunately, even 30 seconds out in the cold made the food almost frozen. I had cooked white navy beans one night, and it produced the most astonishing gastronomical outbursts anyone has heard. We thought the Germans could zero in on us just because of the noise.
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More Military Humor –
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Farewell Salutes –
Henry Amey – Kalamazoo, MI; US Army, WWII, ETO, 3rd Army
Carl Bengeton – Gary, IN; US Air Force, 8th Air Division
Pasquale Gugluzzi – Palm Beach, FL; US Navy, WWII, USS Solomons
John Hall – Natick, MA; US Merchant Marines / US Navy, WWII, PTO, Midshipman, USS Clay
Robert Ketterer – Pahrump, NV; US Army, WWII, APO
Kelley LaBrash – Dana, CAN; RC Army, WWII
William Murphy Jr. – Pittsburgh, PA; US Army, Korea, Sgt., 101st Airborne Division
Lawrence Rohrwasser – Franklin, WI; US Army, Korea, Co. F/187th RCT (airborne)
Jack Shires – Freer, TX; US Army Air Corps, WWII, PTO, Co. G/511/11th Airborne Division
George Weitner – Snellville, GA; US Army, WWII, ETO
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Posted on June 24, 2019, in First-hand Accounts, Home Front, WWII and tagged 1940's, CBI, Coming home, family history, Military, Military History, veterans, WW2, WWII, Zuit suit. Bookmark the permalink. 106 Comments.
I enjoyed the stories here!
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This was a fun post, I agree.
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The cartoons with your posts are to die for. The future war story made me ROFL.
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I am happy to hear that!! The humor is so important to the military morale – it seems to work the same for my readers!
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Reblogged this on John Cowgill's Literature Site.
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Thank you, John!
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You are welcome.
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Certainly raised a smile on each one.
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I couldn’t ask for a better comment!!
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You do it so well.
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Thank you so much!
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My pleasure
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I loved the brush story!
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I’m glad one of them struck a cord with you and brought a chuckle or two!!
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😁
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Great post
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This was a fun one to put together!!
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I think so…
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You’ve got to laugh! Great 😂
So much analysing now without the laughter, when a situation is SO serious like war it’s good that people’s sense of humour and the ridiculous comes out on top.
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It does wonders for morale. Maybe that’s what’s wrong these days – I never thought of that!
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Patton … aaaah … you really sure he wasn’t just on loan from the British?
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haha, no I wouldn’t think so. When you compare the egos of Churchill, Montgomery and Patton – Patton had more to brag about, so he must be American.
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That cartoon of the future war stories is hilarious! And I enjoyed the first poem. It’s been a while since I thought of serge. I’m pretty sure that’s what our high school band uniforms were made of, although I’ve tried to erase the memory from my mind.
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haha, ah…. high school memories!!
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Loved all the humorous stories–especially the one from India. My father would have loved this.
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What did your Dad tell you about his time there?
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I’ll go through his letters, and scour my memory banks.
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That would be great, Adam!
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Reblogged this on quirkywritingcorner.
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Thank you very much!
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Laughter really is the best medicine, GP. Thanks for this humor post, because I surely needed a dose. The bean story made me snort. LOL.
By the way, I’m giving you a shout out with Brother Love, Chapter 10. I know you didn’t mean “earthly bonds” to be a “thing” when you commented that many weeks ago, but it’s perfect for this story. Hugs on the wing.
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Terrific, I remember when I wrote it. I don’t know where those sorts of phrases come from, but every once in a while I think I’m channeling my father – he was a pretty good writer.
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For years I used to read “Humor in Uniform” in Reader’s Digest. Not sure that’s in there anymore, but there was no shortage of humor.
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Oh, it’s still there. I have used a few of their cartoons in the Military Humor section. As long as this planet has a military somewhere – there’s bound to be humor!!
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Thank you for the humor! We all need a bit! Big Hugs ♥️
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Especially during a war, the humor helps with the morale of the troops.
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Yes!
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My favorite is the cartoon at the end!
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Future war stories !! I thought it was a good one myself, John!!
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Thank you for the very interesting collection, GP! Sometimes “war humour” is very special too. Sorry, i cant provide any story from my ancestors, because my both grandfathers never ever told something about. ;-( Best wishes, Michael
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That’s a shame, Michael. Their stories are now lost forever.
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That was different mate, I could see the humour in those story’s, must be millions of story’s out there secreted in aging minds and memories gp.
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I’ll bet there are, Ian. We received a few from the readers, but I thought there would be more, being as that generation was so innovative!
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Some good stories here. My father’s only tale from WWII was told against himself – he was a driver bringing groups of other soldiers to the coast at Dunkirk, and had to travel to England on a leaky fishing boat when he couldn’t swim
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Yikes!! I’ll bet he wasn’t laughing then!!
Thanks for adding to the post, Derrick.
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Love the stories!
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Terrific!!
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=)
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George McDonald Fraser wrote a series of gut-busting tales that may interest you, including The Complete MacAuslan, The General Danced at Dawn, and The Flashman Papers. The first two from his own WW II experiences. Altogether, great entertainment on the order of the stories printed here today. Semper Fi.
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Thanks for the info. I love the humorous stories!!
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Always like these personal stories.
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Thank you, Bev. I do as well.
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Unrelated but I wanted to share this story with you GP…such a tear jerker!!
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Oh my, wasn’t that an amazing meeting after 75 years!! Yes, it most certainly is a tear jerker!!
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HA! Well you should never disobey Patton! What a good round up of stories hahaha. Thanks for sharing
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You’re right!! I wonder if he told this story to his grandson later in years?! haha
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We can only hope so!!
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🙂 🙂
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These were great. Thank you, GP. My uncle told me a story of my dad returning from a mission. There was supposed to be radio silence, but as bombing group navigator he had to get a final fix on the aircraft carrier. To do this a short message was sent and returned One time my dad sang “mares eat, does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy” to raise the ship. A stern voice came over the airwaves identifying itself as a commander and instructing my dad to knock off the hijinks. Having the fix my dad sang back, mares eat oats, does eat oats and I’m a commander too.” My dad was a lieutenant but nothing else was said.
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Good one – I love it!!
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😀
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Reblogged this on Dave Loves History.
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Thanks, Dave!!
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Full-blast laughs – thank you, GP! The zuit suit poem and the Dunkin Donut tank got me, as well as General Patton “carry on” order.
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So happy to hear that, Dolly!!
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Reblogged this on depolreablesunite.
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Thanks, Rick!!
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🙂
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I have to admit, your title grabbed me. What could be humorous at a world war? And then I read the poem.
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Most all of the men can come up with one or more humorous stories (though they were usually talking about officers!). 🙂
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Thanks for the smiles, GP. 😃
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I appreciate your visit!
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That story about Gen Patton is a killer. I could just see him saying that. Thanks for the share.
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My pleasure, William, or should I say, we should all be thanking Equipsblog for the suggestion!
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Those beans! Thanks for ‘the lighter side’.
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My pleasure, Helen. I hadn’t realized that it had been so long between humorous posts, so I appreciated getting the hint from Equipsblog!!
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Great idea to focus on humorous stories every once in awhile!
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Yes, it is. I just hadn’t realized that it had been so long until I got the hint from Equipsblog!!
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Reblogged this on e-Quips and commented:
GP of the always informative and well-written Pacific Paratrooper answered my plea for a humorous post after several poignant posts that put something in my eyes for a few days. Enjoy.
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I do appreciate you sharing this site. Thanks to you, many readers are getting a reprieve from war and all that goes with it. I hadn’t realized it had been so long since my last funny one.
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You are my Blogger Hero of the Day, GP. Thanks for the hilarious funnies and the plug. I will reblog this on eQuipsblog today. You Da Man. Two generals were walking down a hallway discussing whether making love to their wives was a job or a joy. They could not come to an agreement and stopped before a PFC who was scrubbing the hallways. “Son, is making love to your wife, a joy or a job?” The PFC immediately responded, “It must be a joy because if it was a job, you’d have some enlisted man doing it for you.”
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LOVE IT, Pat!! Thanks for the additional story.
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The Cyber wars have been a reality for some time now; the cartoon, while a good piece of satire, could become more truth then fiction.
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Unfortunate but true!
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It is good to put a lighter article from time to time; I enjoyed this!
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Yes it is, thanks for coming by!
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🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👏👏👏💕💕Thank you for laughs
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It’s about time I return the favor you do for me!!
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😊
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LOL 😂 with the “Future War Stories”!
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I just hope it isn’t a prediction!!
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You must be reading my mind because as I was cleaning some boxes yesterday, I saw this from a clipping I have from The American Legion Magazine Feb. 2004:
With his platoon at attention, the drill instructor yelled, “All right! All you dummies fall out.” As the rest of the recruits walked away, one man remained at attention. The drill instructor walked over until he was eye to eye with the man, raising just a single eyebrow. The recruit smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”
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A good one, Rose!! Thanks for contributing another story!!
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Good to start the week!
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Yes, Mondays can use all the help they can get!! 🙂
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It says a lot about the human spirit that people can laugh about war. I guess they must.
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It can help keep a soldier sane after year after year of war. Thanks for stopping in, Mike.
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Thanks for the nice light start to the week, GP. I love the cartoon with the adverts on the tank. We may not be far from that.
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Hey – it just may help out, eh?!
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No tissues today! Yay!
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Nope – not a single one!
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Great stories, GP. I especially liked the ‘future’ story! 🙂
As for clothing, my Dad was given a ‘De-Mob’ suit when he finally left the Army. His suit was so well-made, he wore it for many years after.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demob_suit
Best wishes, Pete.
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He must have been considered quite dapper at the time. Thanks for adding your father’s suit!!
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Ha ha ha was the booger found?
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I’m afraid I don’t know the answer to that one, Kelley. But if the general ordered him to…….
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LOL
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