Poems
I think we are all in need of a more light-hearted post by now …..
A FRIEND, YOUR AMERICAN M.P.
When soldiers go out and have some fun,
They always forget about some other one.
That someone’s on duty every day,
To see that these soldiers are safe at play.
They call him names that we can’t print,
But they should sit down and try to think.
These men are detailed for this tough job,
So why go around and call him a snob?
When a guy’s in trouble, and things look bad,
They call on this fellow, and then he’s not bad.
At the end they will say, “this fellow took up for me.”
And the fellow that did it was your American M.P.
One thing to remember fellows when you’re down and out,
There’s a fellow that will help you if he hears you shout.
He will stand beside you and fight like hell.
So do the right thing, and treat him well.
Just remember fellows on your holiday,
One of your buddies can’t go out and play.
You call him an outcast, and other names,
But he’s your buddy, just the same.
We envy no one, try never to do harm.
We’re here to keep you safe, in every form.
So if you see us on duty, please don’t get mad.
Remember we’re here for you, and that M.P.’s aren’t bad.
– S/Sgt. GODFREY J. DARBY
WAR AND HELL
When reception is poor and the signal stinks
And you think of bed and your forty winks
And the PE coughs and pulls high jinks
That ain’t war, that’s hell.
When your grease is cold and your rear guns fails
With a Zero riding each of your tails
And you curse your luck and bite your nails
That ain’t war, that’s hell.
When you’ve hiked all night and your feet are sore
And your throat’s all parched and your clothes are tore
And the C.O. says just ten miles more
That ain’t war, that’s hell.
When you’re climbing a hill and the motor’s hot
And the left read blows like a pistol shot
You hope its a back fire but you know it’s not
That ain’t war, that’s hell.
When the whistle blows for the day’s mail call
And you’re sweating a letter from your butter-ball
And Jones gets a card and they say that’s all
That ain’t war, that’s hell.
When the chow bell rings and you hope for ham
But the guy who cooks don’t give a damn
So all you get is a slab of Spam
That ain’t war, that’s hell.
But when the war’s been won by your nation
And you dream of home with anticipation
But the order says Army of Occupation
Brother that will be hell.
– Sgt. CARL BROOKMAN
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More Military Humor –
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Farewell Salutes –
Bennie Adams Jr. – Barnwell, SC; US Army Air Corps, WWII, Korea & Vietnam, SM Sgt., Bronze Star
H. Carl Boone – Atlantic City, NJ; US Navy, WWII, ETO, LST, Purple Heart
Andrew Curtis Jr. – Yakima, WA; US Army Air Corps, WWII,B-24 pilot, 15th Air Force
John Eilerman – Fort Laramie, OH; US Navy, WWII
George Fuchs – Pinehurst, NC; US Army Air Corps, WWII, 152nd Artillery/11th Airborne Division
Allan Goodwin – Houston, TX; US Merchant Marines, WWII
Michael Hession III – Harwich, MA; US Coast Guard, WWII, PTO
Eileen “Gertie” Joyner – NYC, NY; US Army WAC; WWII, nurse
Ernest Reid – Toronto, CAN; RC Air Force, WWII, Flight Sgt.
Shirley Zumstag – Bradenton, FL; US Navy WAVE, WWII
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Posted on February 25, 2019, in WWII and tagged Army, History, Humor, Marines, Military, Military History, Military humor, Navy, veterans, WW2, WWII. Bookmark the permalink. 110 Comments.
Great poems! Thoughtful!
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Thank you for finding them.
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No problem!
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Thank you for sharing this!
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Beautiful picture of your thought.
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Thank you.
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Nice words.
I also write poems and would love to have your suggestions on it. Please check my blog : http://www.alienicpoems.wordpress.com
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I must tell you first hand that I am not a professional writer and further from a poet. I read your poem and I like it, so I clicked the ‘Like’ button. You need an actual poet for any suggestions of improvement.
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Thank you for these.
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My pleasure, Prof!!
How’s your computer notifications doing?
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I’m going through the blogs I received, answering them, and hoping they will continue to appear on my computer. I still have to check out the Settings.
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Thanks for your like of my post, ” Israel 8 – Exodus 12-13;” you are very kind.
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Excellent 👌
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Thank you.
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Thoroughly enjoyed both those writings gp, and both are virtually spot on with their story line.
Cheers.
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Yes, the sergeants told it like it is, IMO.
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Loved the poems ❤ ! Yes, light-hearted is needed now.
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Thank you, Tiny. I appreciate you reading them!
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I love your poems. ❤️️ So special
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The sergeants who wrote them did an excellent job in my book!! Thank you for reading them.
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My son wrote a lot of poetry also in the service. Actually he wrote so well, some of the others in his unit wanted him to make up poems for their loved ones back home.
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If you like, feel free to include any and all poems he wrote right here in the comments – for any post.
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I will have to find the book. Some of his poems were published by Blue Mountain. The guys would have him write the love letters and poetry. He loved it.
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A talent that he freely gave to friends – what could be better than that?!!
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I love the contrastings!
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Glad you liked them. I figured I was due to post something different. 🙂
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I was out of town for four days, so of course am behind on my reading, but these poems were well worth your posting and my reading. There’s a tendency for the ‘literary sorts’ and academic writers to turn their noses up at poetry like this (it rhymes!), but there’s something about it that not only communicates feeling, it’s also easier to memorize and share. These were great — thanks so much!
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Not only were these poems about and for the military, but rhyming poetry is my favorite. I have trouble finding the beat when it doesn’t. I’m glad you liked them, Linda!
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Absolutely stunning
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Glad you liked it.
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Just wonderful!
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Thank you, Jennie.
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You’re welcome, GP.
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Great images!
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Thank you.
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Great post….love the poems….
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Thank you. A little break.
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Well, I don’t know which navy wears flip-flops but I do hope it’s not ours!
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I don’t know the situation, but it sure must have been unique!!
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Good reading
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I appreciate you stopping in!
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Reblogged this on depolreablesunite.
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Thanks, Rick!
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Guess thoughts of war can never really be light-hearted. It was a terrible time no matter how you looked at it.
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Exactly. Hopefully writing these poems eased some stress about their situation.
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That certainly did lighten things up a bit! Thanks!
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My pleasure. No one can take war on every post – it’s just unfortunate that the troops had to.
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Amazing!! ❤
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Thank you.
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Love this post! Thank you for sharing Darby and Brookman’s poems with us!
HUGS!!! 🙂
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I’m very glad you liked it. We were due for something different.
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Mooi om te lezen
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Bedankt voor het lezen, Mary Lou.
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Enjoyed it,GP
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Thanks, John.
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Thank you for sharing excellent poetry, GP!
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My pleasure. I think the sergeants did a good job.
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TY
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Excellent!
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Thank you!!
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Poetry … the language of the heart.
Yeah. Glad there’s somebody out there.
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You and me both!!!!
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Interesting perspective, G. A bit more realism than Beetle Bailey I’d say. –Curt
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I suppose so. I found these a long time ago and had them under ‘Humorous poems’, but after re-reading them I just made it ‘Poems’. Like you said, they are realistic.
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Good ones. I especially liked the last.
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I thought you might like them.
My new nephew-in-law is stationed on Okinawa too. He’s a Navy corpsman with the USMC.
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Reblogged this on Dave Loves History.
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Thanks, Dave.
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Reblogged this on John Cowgill's Literature Site.
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Much appreciated, John.
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You are very welcome.
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Very well penned
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I thought the sergeants did a mighty fine job myself, Derrick.
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Hey, never heared about such poems, till now! Thank you, GP! Great job! Michael
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Glad you enjoyed them, Michael. Are there any from your unit?
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🙂 I have to admit, i have never heared about poems of German soldiers. Will ask our military history department in Potsdam. 😉
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Thank you for going to the trouble, Michael. You have me curious.
I did just locate this on-line….
http://www.worldwar1.com/sfgp1.htm
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A good find, but i think a misusage of the poem style too. ;-(
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I’ll keep looking at this end.
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I happen to like Spam
and always cringe when it’s maligned
plus I’m sure it contains ham
and I like that it’s canned.
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There ya go! Stick up for the meal of your choice! My father always defended the old “Sh*t on a shingle.”
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One of my grandfathers, in the army during the post-WWII occupation of Japan, talked about the MP’s having him and the other corporals assist them in sweeps of the off-limit bathhouses. He said the PFC’s always managed to slip through their fingers somehow, but the 1st Lt’s always got nabbed.
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The occupation force MP’s I understand had more work trying to keep our guys in line than the Japanese. Like ‘kids gone wild.’
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These are good. I can’t even imagine being assigned to the occupation force.
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Being assigned to Japan was a cream puff assignment after the nation was cleared of armaments. My father was glad to leave by Jan. 1946. He said the replacements were giving Americans a bad name – like kids finally away from home and parental supervision.
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Ugh. That’s sad.
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I thought so.
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One should think that poetry would die in times of war, but as your post shows it is alive and well and gives soldiers an opportunity to express their thoughts and feelings.
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Back then they had to improvise when it came to reducing stress and you’ll find there are quite a few poems written by the servicemen! Thanks for reading it, Peter!!
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I remember a Bob Hope/Bing Crosby song. “Oh, it’s great to be a real MP. He can’t stop the Army with a no-no no. A steady man, a rugged man, the only man in the world that can tell the U.S. Army where to go.” Fun post.
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haha, I forgot all about that! Thanks for bringing it up!!
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We, seniors, remember a thing or two–usually from long ago and far away. Just don’t ask where we left our glasses or keys.
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You got THAT right!!
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Poetry was a big thing in those days, good pair here GP.
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Thanks. There are so many out there, but I hadn’t read these 2 before.
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Wonderful poems telling us how life was at the front in an entertaining way. Some of those soldiers were really creative like those “Battling Bastards of Bataan”.
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That poem is amazing! Like humor, their writings and poetry helped with the overwhelming stress.
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That Godfrey fellas gotta great last name. LOL
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I suppose Darby will do, eh? 🙂
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A tough job! Always unpopular. But necessary.
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The MP? Yeah, I think we all need some boundaries.
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Couldn’t agree more.
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Good ones, for sure
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Thank you, Marilee!
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Entertaining indeed, GP. Military Police are not at all popular here. They are known as ‘Redcaps’, because the top of their military caps is red. Quite a lot of them go on to join the civilian police, following their army service.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Same as here. My uncle, a career Marine was a MP during Korea. Basically a big marshmallow he was, but I sure wouldn’t want to see him angry!!!
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Wonderful poems.
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Thank you, something different thrown in now and then gives us all a breather.
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Much appreciated, Ian.
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